Delta Class Submarine

Posted on 11 June 2023 by yonetici in 3d models, General, Products, Submarine, Vehicle Models, Vehicles | Comments Off

I’ve made a 3d printable model of the Delta Class submarines. But before getting to that letsh have some info about the class.

Introduction:

Ahoy, mateys! Prepare to dive into the depths of humor as we explore the majestic and colossal world of the Russian Delta class submarines. These underwater wonders are not your average submarines; they’re more like floating cities with torpedoes and a quirky sense of humor. Join me as we embark on a hilarious journey through the quirks, adventures, and larger-than-life nature of these mighty vessels. So strap on your diving gear and get ready to giggle!

The Delta Diaries: Submarines or Condos?

Continue reading for the rest of the article and 3d printable model STL files. If you want to quickly get the highest resolution sub model with rotating propellers, opening-closing missile silos and separate multiple parts for easy printing and assembly here it is.

When it comes to Delta class submarines, size matters. These behemoths are so massive that rumors abound that they were originally designed as underwater housing developments. Imagine a bustling community of submariners, complete with shopping malls, movie theaters, and even a miniature golf course. Talk about taking underwater living to the extreme!

Submarine Size Matters: The “Oops, We Need a Bigger Dock” Dilemma

One of the challenges of housing Delta class submarines is finding a dock large enough to accommodate their colossal size. Dockworkers often scratch their heads in bewilderment, wondering if they’re being asked to build a docking facility or a small island. It’s like trying to park a whale in a goldfish pond!

The Ballistic Missile Ballet: When Dance Moves Meet Warfare

When it comes to firepower, Delta class submarines mean business. These floating cities can carry a whopping number of intercontinental ballistic missiles. Imagine a ballet performance where the dancers gracefully pirouette while launching missiles into the sky. It’s a breathtaking display of elegance and destruction, all rolled into one.

Lost in Translation: The Submarine That Speaks in Riddles

Delta class submarines have been known to have a sense of humor when it comes to communication. Sailors on board have reported receiving messages like, “To dive or not to dive, that is the question,” or “Captain’s log: Stardate 12345.67, we’re boldly going where no submarine has gone before.” It seems the submarines have been binge-watching Star Trek and Shakespeare plays during their downtime.

The Not-So-Silent Hunters: Snoring and Submarines Don’t Mix

Despite their incredible stealth capabilities, Delta class submarines are not immune to the occasional snoring sailor. Imagine trying to maintain silence in an underwater steel tube while someone is sawing logs like a chainsaw orchestra. It’s a hilarious mix of stealth and slumber that can make even the most disciplined sailor burst into fits of laughter.

The Delta Disco: Partying Like it’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

Life on board a Delta class submarine isn’t all seriousness and naval operations. Sailors have been known to throw epic underwater parties complete with disco lights, a DJ booth, and a dance floor that can rival the best clubs in Ibiza. It’s the only place where you can do the electric slide while avoiding electric eels.

The Delta Doppelgängers: Submarines That Can Pass as Whales

With their immense size, Delta class submarines can easily be mistaken for whales. Marine biologists often do a double-take, wondering why a whale is floating alongside dolphins and tuna. It’s a case of mistaken identity that could lead to some interesting conversations in the scientific community.

Submarine GPS Woes: Taking a Wrong Turn at Atlantis

Navigating the vast oceans can be a challenge, even for a submarine. It’s not uncommon for a Delta class submarine to accidentally end up in the Bermuda Triangle or take a wrong turn at Atlantis. The sailors are left scratching their heads, wondering how they went from hunting enemy ships to exploring the lost city of Atlantis. At least they can say they’ve had an adventure of mythical proportions!

Conclusion:

And there you have it, folks! The Russian Delta class submarines: where submarines meet comedy, and underwater warfare meets hilarious mishaps. These massive floating cities of steel and stealth are a sight to behold, both for their sheer size and their ability to bring a smile to your face. So the next time you see a Delta class submarine, remember to give it a wave and a chuckle, because life in the depths doesn’t always have to be serious. Fair winds and funny tides!

The free hirez STL file can be downloaded below. But if you want to print the highest resolution sub model with rotating propellers, opening-closing missile silos and separate multiple parts for easy printing and assembly here it is: Multi-Part highest resolution STL file pack for easier and hi quality 3d printing.